SATIRE3 min
Your car has a better social life than you do
It goes out. It gets seen. It is photographed at events you were not invited to. Technically you were driving, but still.
The Flock Desk · 2026-07-22
Section 03
Flock Around & Find Out
The humorous department. Jokes about the situation, not accusations about your neighbors.
Everything in this section marked SATIRE is fiction. No real people, agencies, towns or contracts are described in it.
SATIRE2 min
Local man insists he 'took the back way' as if that means anything anymore
A completely fictional dispatch from a completely fictional town.
The Flock Desk · 2026-07-02