Who the flock are we?

AreYouFlocked.com exists because "does my town have these cameras?" is a reasonable question with a genuinely annoying answer: it depends on documents almost nobody reads.

Our job is to read them, link them, and summarize them without exaggeration — and to be funny about the situation rather than about your neighbors, your police department, or your politics.

Our rules

• No town is marked as using ALPR cameras without a linked primary source.
• Missing information is reported as missing, never as proof of absence.
• Satire is labeled SATIRE and contains no real claims about real entities.
• No invented quotes, statistics, contracts, costs, or allegations. Ever.
• We present competing arguments fairly and don't tell you where to land.
• Corrections are published, not quietly edited away.