SATIRE. Fiction. No real agency, budget or population is described below.
Ecologists studying the regional Flock population report robust growth across every surveyed corridor, with no meaningful check on expansion anywhere in the study area.
Researchers note the only known predator, a budget review, has not been sighted in years. Two related species — the public hearing and the sunset clause — are considered locally extinct.
Native range for Flockus surveillanceus is now listed simply as 'apparently everywhere,' a designation the field guide's editors adopted after running out of map.