SATIRE. Fiction. No real vehicle, person or record is described below.
A rear plate on a mid-size sedan has been photographed more times this month than most wedding parties, according to nobody, because nobody is required for this to happen.
The plate has appearances logged across several jurisdictions, a consistent Tuesday routine, and a devoted following that never says hello. Its owner, meanwhile, has not been tagged in a photograph since 2019.
'It's flattering at first,' the plate did not say, being a plate.